Some funny question and there answers

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you
are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that the election was postponed. WHO
TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOES?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
7) S0meb0dy will just call you ar0und 2am midnight and ASK
are u sleepin?
N0, i still dey f0r r0adside dey sell gr0undnut

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